Oh My God. What Is that?!
That blister on your head is creeping me out.
It looks like it could blow any second.
OH DEAR LORD, WHAT COULD IT BE?
Every time I go to pet you, I'm afraid I will touch that blister. It's going to get nasty juice on my hand, Holy Shit, That'd be disgusting.
I'm really sorry I'll pet you when it's gone.