whooaaa, Oh baby, Logan, Groovy.
Logan, you are so adorable,
but you, are kind of an idiot.
silky grey fur, you look like a seal.
and you huff like one too.
logan you are such a scaredy cat, but who could blame you?
all the other cats mistreat you.
especially Jackson, practically rapes you.
I remember one time, I walked in.
ON you, and Jackson.
You looked so terrified.
You didn't know what to do.
Oh Logan, Why do you put up with that?
You could kill him if you wanted to.
You are like three times bigger.
Logan, Just stick up for yourself.